.. ben .. that my nickk

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it started with nothing but a bodyshop mist spray.. allow someone to slp more sweeter..

nex its my cute little cousin..

and nothing ..

and battle of cockroachh..

can fly one okie.. and i won..

went sch.

saw 3 little cute kitten.. ahh. so cute okie. eye big big round round..

and nice cloud..

navy gifted a toy to me. it say. put baking soda into the space, and put in water, the submarine will sink and float none stop.. eh.. my hse no baking soda. tskk.. cant try. lol..

ytd we transformed our FYP room to lanshop.. charging  10cent / hr to play dota in our safest FYP place.. =)

bryan

jinfu

yaozhong

viknesh

hisham

congshen

lol.. dota freak ..

ytd cant slp.. cooked crab meat.. its still not fully cooked.. and i ate it.. =)

watched monster VS alien.. nice show. gg off to get compressive spring ltr on. =) such a boring wkend to do sch work. =((

today was the shittest sch i ever hadd.. earli in e morning.. hmm.. 9+ am took bus. missed 184. but gt 75. =) found seat and settle down.. soon a modem auntie came.. ok.. nothing wrong.. she started tk her nail clipper and sand her nail.. den blah blah she started tk nail clipper cut her nails.. den blah blah she use moisterizer apply on her hand.. den soon she use her nail polisher touch up her nail.. omgh.. the nail polisher smell stinkk..

she sand her own finger .. her nail partical flying around. i smell 20mg of the partical. == i nid go see doctorr..

her nail clipper clipping sound make me so irriated .. it cause my ear to absored 20DB of noisee.. nid check ear drummer for help. =(

the smell stink for few minutes.. causing my to have lung damage.. == zzz

pic of the modem lady looking at her sexy nail eh. =D

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mr ali baba warmed our MEMS project grp to come sch at 8 and leave at 5.. wtf.. normally i come at 10. leave at 3.. omghh.. how can i enduce such a long time of pain of doing nothing inside class.. tskk.. i leave sch at 5 today.. such a good boy im.. =) reached home bathe eat and slp. == i found this spray is darn powerful.. from body shop.. able to make one person to slp.. so imagine i spray at a ladyy.. she will fall aslp and. heeeeee..

hello folkss.. bought bball to sch.. bryan jinfu, tony, vik want play bball. but in e end we went bball at BPCC todayy.. went home changed and LRT to cc.. darn i haven start play match it started to rain.. == the weather was like.. morning was fucking cb hot.. and evening rain so big for fuck.. the cc is a nice place but duno y they build such a good CC without shelter.. if gt shelter i will be so much happy today.. ==

 went coffeeshop hide against the rain.. omgh. such a lousy coffeeshop man.. there were like abt 7 stall and only 2 stall + coffee stall open.. sad. lousy place.. nex went to badminton court see pple play.. lol.. den we started to play flag.. den no long after, security guard came.. lol. obviously he came because of us.. but he didn approach us.. den soon a cleaner came and took the flag away.. lol.. tskk..

ok. we r passion abt Singapore.. <3333 lolol.. rain stopped .. but rained again.. lrt home.. tskk..

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p\s - sch tmr.. billy work.. vik go army open hse.. only me alone do project.. tskkk~

happy bdayy. =))

Stupid Ah Beng
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Ah Beng : My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Ah Beng: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
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Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Ah Beng: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Ah Beng: Bcoz it is Black & White
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Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court..
Ah Beng to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?
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Ah Beng attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Ah Beng: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
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Ah Beng in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Ah Beng: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"
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Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDDHA?"
Ah Beng: "All are born on government holidays...!!!
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Ah Beng: Miss, u called 2 my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Ah Beng: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call".
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Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Ah Beng: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE

this is the real story abt an indian guy who have stopped watching porn for mths.. this record is gg set into cumming world record .. he beat all time record and still beating real hard.. =)

i had a short interview with him today. the story goes like this..

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BEN: HEY.. gt new website.?

VIK: i v long nv go see liao..

BEN: wtf? whyy..

zhiyuan: his internet kena cut off..

BEN: WAH SEH.. serious ah. why.. dad nv pay bill ah

vik: ya la..

BEN: why ?

vik: duno..

BEN: wah. ur dad shoik seh. he fucking smart seh..

BEN: ur papa want u stop watching dirty stuff that y he didn wan go pay ur internet bill.. ai ni zai..

vik: >smile< =)

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2 hr ltr.. the clock's short needle hit the 3 the long needle hit the 12.. i hit the clock hard hard..

BEN: vik want go home.?

vik: no so earli.

BEN: wtf why..

vik: i want use internet play FB..

BEN: == fuck..

he's super smart to make use of sch internet connection for his own benefit.. = facebook. == lol.. so i went home with zhiyuan @ 3.. and i tink his hp line also kena cut off.. chee bye. sms him no reply one. darn him. zz

gosh. that a big bump on my ear.. and its gone. =) leaving some tomato sauce on my ears..

hmm. maybe i will use the sauce for my fishball noodle..

wooo. this is the nicest tomato sauce..

gosh. i feel creepyy after seeing my wounds.. ok.. my front ear and back ear have been lazerr.. zap zap.

somehow i felt that this pic will make a girl slimer.. its better to fill up ur stomach first before looking at this pic. =)

night nightt..

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sch..ing tmr onward. aww.